Services

Rapid obfuscation, memory leak generation, variable contamination, and crash generation available at deep discounts. Let us take the blame for your missed deadline, and look like a hero if you figure out how we broke it.

Unprepared for your next major presentation? Our low cost consulting services can save your pride by derailing any topic with impertinent but complex questions geared toward your specific industry and topic.

Need to distract your coworkers, boss, vendor, auditor or the government? Our emergency generating service will guarantee you have the time to take care of your business without anyone snooping around.

Our advanced analytics will make the case for you in any negotiation. Need to justify a 20% price hike, we will sell your customer services that you didn't even know you offer.

We don't like the term "ponzi scheme" but if you're looking to partner on creative and lucrative investment opportunities, we can help. Find us on the dark web @Moosavisneaks

Our dad helped us build a computer last year, so we're pretty comfortable if you need a PC tech to help with your home or small business.